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Post by Onzy on Feb 15, 2011 19:43:09 GMT
(In the back of your mind, please note that we bribe our traffic cops when you read this)
So this traffic cop stops a taxi.
Cop: Licence please. Taxi driver: What did I do? Cop: You didn't come to a complete stop at the the stop sign Taxi: I slowed down, and saw that no one was coming so I speeded up again. Cop: But you have to stop fully. Licence please. Taxi: What's the difference? -The cop explains, but the driver doesn't want to give his licence- Taxi: How about I give you the money, and we forget the incident, because I honestly don't get the difference. -Cop pulls out the driver and starts hitting him.- Cop: Do you want me to slow down or stop?
I would give my licence.
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Post by Onzy on Mar 3, 2011 17:05:22 GMT
So this was in my Afrikaans test. I translated it, 'cause I laughed silently looking like a spastic seal clapping my hands in the test venue. Enjoy all xD So the United Nations wanted to put out a poll. They asked the world's honest opinion on world hunger, food shortages and how to combat it. Needless to say it was a miserable failure. In Africa they didn't know what food was. In East-Europe they didn't know what honest was. In West- Europe they didn't know what a shortage was. In China they didn't know what an opinion was. In the Middle East they didn't know what a solution was. In South America, they didn't know what 'please' meant. And in America, they didn't know what the rest of the world was.
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