Men don't listen...

[Onzy]

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque.'

Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'

'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest,
meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there
on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work..

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid bird!'



To which the parrot replied,
'Get him Spike!'

[Lottii]

LOL!!
I love it. Perfect example of why men should listen to what woman have to tell them.
Three guesses as to the body part the dog went for?

[Onzy]

Lol. I don't wanna know. I have a similar joke:

The Goony Bird:

One day a woman goes to a petshop. After looking at all the animals she see's a bird. The store keeper comes to her and says:

Ma'am that is the Goony Bird. Just watch what it can do.

Taking the bird, he put's it on the table and says:

Goony Bird! Table!

The bird turns the table into a pile of dust in a few seconds. The woman buys the bird, and takes it home. Her husband was sitting on the couch, watching TV. His wife proceeds to tell him about her day.

"Honey, I also bought us a Goony Bird, and it's amazing!"

The bird is sitting on the wife's shoulder when the husband replies:

"Goony bird my a**e"

[Lottii]

xD